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A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than
100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to
help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage meter
reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective
customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea. A few
weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to
dispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car which
has done only 30000 kms
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Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
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This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"
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One Sardar needed two plain papers but he had only one. Do you know what he did: photocopied the one which he had. sardar are fun aren''t
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"I''m going on vacation . Could you suggest a thrilling crime story ?" Santa asks to Banta. "Here this one is so suspenseful you won''t be able to put it down" replies Banta. "only on the last page do you find out that the gardener did it".
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One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar
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I need you....
I love u....
I can''t go anywhere without u...
....oh my lovely..
Shoes!
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HUGLI HUGLI
DUGLI DUGLI
BUGLI BUGLI
SUGLI SUGLI
UGLY UGLY
Busssssssssss!!!
hans mat.....yehi rang kala kerne wala mantar tu ne perha lia he na......KAALLIIYYAA
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Q: Why dogs don''t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog''s life!
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1 love me
2 hate me
3 miss me
4 need me
5 adore me
6 like me
7 feel me
8 wana hug me
9 wana kiss me
10 wanna kill me
send ur best 3 answers
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zindgi ek peheli he
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-aur janab scroll kerne se solve nahi ho gi yeh
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COORPORATION VAN
pagloon ko
uthane i hai
tumhay
apnnni dosti
ki kasam
plz
plz
bhag jaooo!![haha]
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Dunia mein 3 loag Bahut khush naseeb hotay hein.....
1 – Wo Jinko Achha Yaar milta hai.
2 – Wo jinhein sachha Pyaar milta hai.
3 – Wo jinhein mera Scrap baar baar milta hai
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Puppy
hi u all
i hv one puppy 4 u
1puppy 4 ur friend
1 puppy for ur fri ke fri
u know why??? becuz............
ajj hi meray dogi nay 10 puppies ko janam dia hai
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chanda or chokri:
karte the luv chori chori ,
eik tha memon eik thi bori ,
larka tha kala larki thi goori ,
so ja puther end ho ggi story
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